Cut to Comelec chair Benjamin Abalos being interviewed by a reporter. Asked whether he'd agree to have the registration extended, he said, face straighter than a corpse's: "Ah no more, no more, because if we do that, we will violate the sanctity of the voters' list."
Sanctity of the voters' list? Neknek mo! I wanted to smash the TV set, but then remembered it wasn't mine. I spent the New Year wishing all those firecrackers were exploding under salumpuwit ("chair" in Tagalog, right?) Abalos' shriveled ass.