Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Liar, liar

I saw this on TV last December 31, 2006, while spending New Year's Eve at a friend's house. Some students were rallying to have the new voters' registration extended, it having ended that day apparently without being noticed by the vast majority of newly eligible voters who were busy with the holiday festivities. (Did you hear about the deadline? No? Same here.)

Cut to Comelec chair Benjamin Abalos being interviewed by a reporter. Asked whether he'd agree to have the registration extended, he said, face straighter than a corpse's: "Ah no more, no more, because if we do that, we will violate the sanctity of the voters' list."

Sanctity of the voters' list? Neknek mo! I wanted to smash the TV set, but then remembered it wasn't mine. I spent the New Year wishing all those firecrackers were exploding under salumpuwit ("chair" in Tagalog, right?) Abalos' shriveled ass.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

grabe ka naman magalit...pero dapat lang noh...tumbukin mo nga ang ass nyan ni abalos...whag mo lagyan ng tisa ha...

koji

aryo said...

Bwahaha! I too would have wanted to register (na-delete na kasi ang aking pangalan sa aming bayan) but after seeing the chaos at the COMELEC office, aba'y atras na ko. Putsa, pangalandakan ba namang walang eleksyon tapos biglang deadline na? Sige nga, pakituhog yang si Abalos. Matagal ko ng gustong tirisin yan e.

snglguy said...

Since when did the voter's list become sacred to these sanctimonious a-holes anyway?

beektur said...

ang galing. first liar liar...then you wished for firecrackers to explode under his ass. which would put his pants on fire. great imagery coming full circle. and you always say you don't have poetry.

ia said...

and to think they've never done a good job handling all the long lines. sheesh.

gibbs cadiz said...

KOJI, magdu-dual citizenship ka ba? in which case, iboboto mo ba si richard gomez for senator? :)

naman, ARYO, sinadya talaga na di mapansin ng mga tao ang deadline. that way, they can do their election abracadabra easier. pisti! :)

hehe, SNGLGUY, puso natin! :)

see BEEKTUR, you saw it, i didn't. you've got the poetic bone, i don't. the kvetching bone is what i have, haha. :)

hi IA, agree and more! :)

Gypsy said...

The word "sanctity" has no place in the lips of many of our public "servants."

batch87 said...

ha? si GOMA? senator? MU'FUCKA!!!madu dual talaga ako niyan maski di ako shontis....


koji87

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