Thursday, July 19, 2007

Watchu waitin' for? Rachel Ann Go!

The Great Hetero Challenge: Translate, decode and deconstruct every word and line of this magnificent ejaculation in an exotic language, last heard emanating from the mouth of the fantastic Nar Cabico (as Didi) at the end of Act 1 of "Zsa Zsa Zaturnnah, ze muzikal:"

"Mga shushumenelyng churvaneseseseseses, magkakaroon po tayesh ng shompong minutis na shugitan. Kaya keri nyo na pong chumenes, rumampage, umevakalaw, jumingerzia, lumafangstruck, gumetching ng mga celpown numberz at chuminchin taberu. Pero, wit nyo jalimutan ever gumoback ditechiwa after uten minutes kundi--majojokray kayetch! Kaya anik pa ang jinijintay nyo? Rachelle Ann Go!"

Okay, show of hands please, straights in the house! Ay, andami! Ready? Game!

16 comments:

ruff nurse-du-jour said...

errrr. =(

care to exchange links na lang kaya? =) hehehe

MISTERHUBS said...

I'm not straight but I'll give it a try anyway:

Everyone, there will be a 10 minute break. You may go out, go to the CR, or use your cellphones. But don't forget to come back after 10 minutes. So what are you waiting for? Go.

Close enough, I think.

niknok said...

haha ang hirap basahin pero nagets ko naman! 10-minute break yun diba?

kalansaycollector said...

"Kayong lahat, magkakaroon po tayo ng sampung minutong break. kaya pwede po kayong rumampa, mag-cr, kumain at kumuha ng mga cellphone numbers at (bastos! haha). Pero huwag niyong kalimutang bumalik dito after 10 minutes kung hindi ma-ookray kayo. ano pa ang hinihintay niyo? go na!"

hay pangarap kong mapanood ang zsa zsa zaturnah pero kay mahal naman kasi...

slim whale said...

what the....??!?

i don't understand swardspeak but i must admit, i really love hearing it! hilarious!

Jap said...

Straights in the house? hahaha who are you kidding hehehe but I'll give it a shot kahit lamang na ng konti:

"People, we will have a 10-min gap. So go do whatever: walk around, take a dump, take a leak, eat, get cellphone numbers and do blow jobs. But, don't forget to go back here after 10 mins, if not, you will be humiliated videoke-comedy-club-bar style. So what are you waiting for? Underrated-lacking-big-breaks singer!"

SexyMom said...

oh, Annamanila and I immediately knew the meaning of "Rachelle Ann GO!", dami naming natutunan that night! it was FUN, again, thanks to you.

snglguy said...

Err, what?? Hehe, I had to read carefully on this one. Di ko ma-gets... :-D

Rick said...

gibbs! miss na miss ko na yan! haha :)

dazedblu* said...

haha, kaloka yung ah. :0

Gypsy said...

Ang naintindihan ko lang po ay ang LUMAFANG..dahil dyan ako magaling. Burp! :)

daniel palma tayona said...

Mas maganda pa rin pakinggan o basahin kapagka isinalin sa Tagalog ang Wikang Baklanense.

"Mga butihing manonood, magkakaroon po tayo ng sampung minutong pagitan. Kung kaya’t maaari nyo na pong gawin ang inyong nais, maglalakad, tumae, umihi, kumain, kumuha ng numero ng selpon at kumain ng **** (pang x-rated ito). Pero huwag ninyong kalimutang bumalik matapos ang sampung minuto kung hindi eh maiinis lamang kayo! Kaya’t ano pa ang hinihintay ninyo. Hala’t takbo!"

Magandang panuorin ang Zsa Zsa Zhaturna kapagka isang grupo kayo ng Matong Bakla. Yung malalalim ang mga boses at tawa't masasabihan kayo ni Didi ng "Ang lalaking mga vhaklaaah!"

gibbs cadiz said...

hi RUFF, sure! lemme know when i'm in your links na. :)

hello MISTERHUBS! seryoso? haha. but yes, that sounded exactly right. :)

yes NIKNOK, it is! :)

hello KALANSAY, you got it! btw, are you a student? why'd u say mahal ang zzz tickets? next time it gets restaged (kung meron pa), let's see if i can be of help. :)

hi SLIMWHALE, glad to see ya here. :)

hey JAP, gogogo, keber na sa straight tag, haha. :)

hi DINE/SEXYMOM, you're welcome. let's meet up again soon. :)

hehe SNGLGUY, hirap 'no? bilis kasi ng evolution ng swardspeak. :)

RICK! i know, haha. let's catch up nina migs soon. :)

hi DAZEDBLU, thanks for the comment. :)

hello GYPSY! tumpak, pareho tayo! btw, when r u leaving for london? you got the show titles i suggested in the chatbox? :)

galing ni DANIEL TAYONA! hehe. hey, we know each other from way back, right? musta na? :)

JV said...

Ehhhh? Ano daw? Hindi talaga kaya ng powers ko yun Gibbs! Ang hirap i-decode! =D

Anonymous said...

mga kachararingan, magkakaroon po tayo ng 10 minutong pagitan (break). kaya ok na na pong makipaghuntahan, rumampa, tumae, umihi, kumain, kunin ang celfon numbers ng mga katabi at humada sa tabi? pero wag kakalimutan na bumalik pagkatapos ng 10 minutes at kung hindi ay ookrayin kayo. kaya ano pa ang hinihintay ninyo... vamos!!!

daniel palma tayona said...

yes, we did. about, uhm, more than a decade ago. i remember crystallinely clear, you bought books and i peddled them. :-) in a strangely cosmic manner, we revolve around the same sun but the planets we inhabit ne'er seen the moment of travelling along the same path. (indulge me on my anaemic poetry)

bilang tugon sa kanilang katanungan, ang inyong lingkod po ay tahimik na nagpipinta sa isang sulok ng pasay sa gitna ng samu't-saring tunog at tanawing kada minuto, oras at araw ay nag-iiba't hindi na muling mauulit. ;-) bagkus, napakasaya naman po.

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and i salute you for such a very interesting blogspace. it gave me more reason to read.

"klink!"

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