Gilbey's Premium Strength Beer--The ultimate choice of men, crows the banner. You can almost feel the swagger. This is a macho drink, dudes. Except--look more closely: Gilbey's Premium Strength With Green Tea Extract. Ahaha.
Lost in perambulation. Among a stack of travel books displayed at a corner bookshop in Robinsons Pioneer, E.M. Forster's A Passage to India. Well, you could say the book provides a guide to the land of the maharajahs at the time of the British Raj, though good luck on finding tourist help desk numbers to call in case you're lost.