In which we try, for 15 minutes or so of escalating difficulty and hilarity, to be more butch and “straight-sounding” than we usually are. That's part 1. Part 2 is where we talk about the experience, and whether there is anything to be learned from the impromptu exercise in terms of, first, how we look at ourselves and, second, the various ways we present ourselves to the world. Heavy, pare? Nope, sakto lang, bro!