The Mcvie started it all, but of course.
Mcvie: Is a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy.
Me: and i'm a broadway-loving, babs-adoring, whitney-over-mariah-fuck-off-spouting, pink guava juice-drinking friend of d wicked witch!
Mcvie: Let's go local: I’m a Bed-dancing, MGG-reading, Bench Underwear fashion show ticket-holding friend of Darna!
Me: not only local, provincial! am a gay beaucon-watching, kanto beauty parlor-peeking, chinese garter-playing friend of mandaya! [Mindanao-based blogger Mandaya Moore, “ang bayot sa bukid”]
Mcvie: How about personal? I’m a bikini open-watching, tricycle driver-ogling, Lucban-lovin’ friend of @dalumat and @lobster_tony! [Our friends Tony and--um, can't tell you who Dalumat is because he's famous!]
Me: bi (!) turn. am a fitness first-going, limpwrist-hating, buff-only-for-same-advertising 'discreet lang tsong' friend of planet romeo!
Bluebaby98: panalo! :D para sa makakati: i'm a bathhouse-going, QC circle-cruising, globe pasa-loading friend of valentina!
Lobster_tony: @mcvie @gibbscadiz ay bakit kami nasama ni @dalumat sa usapang ito! Haha
And there ended a lazy afternoon of beki balderdash. Unless you, too, have a line or two to throw in (comment section open!), only keeping in mind the Roger De Bris standard: Keep it happy, keep it snappy, keep it gay!